The Big D finalists are...

Emma Glover
Stacey Massey
Emily O'Hara
Rosie Jones
Porchia Watson

One out of five for me. Good luck ladies.

Page 3 in 3D!?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/greenslade/2010/apr/28/sun-newsinternational

Oh dear! Can this be true!? A Page 3 girl back in Saturday editions of The Sun!? Oh yeah...the 3D eh!?

Very gimmicky! Someone out there will appreciate it though! I wonder who'll The Sun will pick for the Saturday 5th June edition if at all? I think it'll be Rosie Jones who appears to be the 'top girl' now.

Don't think there'll put a girl on Page 3 for a Saturday issue but The Sun may break the habit of a lifetime for this 3D gimmick.

Could this BE any tougher!?

Malene Espensen is retiring after four years as the Big D Nuts girl (she took over from Ruth Higham).

Along with Zoo magazine (not Nuts magazine strangely enough!) they've selected 21 semi-finalists in a text vote to whittle it down to five in 'a live final in Liverpool'.

http://www.bigdnuts.co.uk/babes.asp
http://www.zootoday.com/girls/archive/2010/04/28/bigd-babe-update.htm
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Big-D/119261897280

I've no idea how that works...answering questions to make sure they sound good and a bikini contest!?

The 21 girls and their numbers to text 82055 (add the number next to their name to vote for them) are:

1. Amy Dyer
2. Carly Baker
3. Charlie Ewards (spelling mistake? Edwards surely?)
4. Claire Andrisani
5. Corinne Lee (her middle name's Marie y'know!)
6. Daisy Watts
7. Danni Wells
8. Emily Diamond
9. Emily O'Hara
10. Emma Glover
11. Hannah Shetler
12. Holly Peers
13. Kelly Hall
14. Leah Francis
15. Louise Royle
16. Nadia Foster (aka April Foster/April Summers and not to be confused with other April Summers!)
17. Porchia Watson
18. Rosie Jones
19. Staci Ann Noblett (I don't think the Big D Nuts people can spell her name!)
20. Stacey Massey
21. Tiffany White

Tradition suggests a blonde to superficially continue the trend but there are some heavyweight names that will surely dominate proceedings. Don't think any of the 'new faces' stand a chance.

Final five will probably be composed of Danni Wells, Holly Peers and Rosie Jones. You could make a case for most of the others but those three are seemingly the most popular. Me? If pressed I think the other two places will go to Daisy Watts and Leah Francis.

I will be amazed if I get four right though.

Big D Nuts is usually the terrain of the Daily Star and the Daily Sport and NOT The Sun though but they could pick up Rosie Jones (probably the biggest name of the 21) 'on the cheap' which might prove irresistible.

Transfer news!

Recession!? What RECESSION!? The Sun steal Staci Ann Noblett off of the Daily Star and she made her debut in today's edition.

http://www.page3.com/girl/staci_noblett/index.shtml

Nicola survives!

Moment of truth!

Lady Sovereign vs. Nicola Tappenden as to who'll be third person evicted from the seventh and last series of 'Celebrity Big Brother'.

Lady Sovereign is the favourite to be evicted on Monday night but I wouldn't be so sure as I'm sure Endemol will keep her in for entertainment value. The upside to Nicola being evicted? There's no extra money for doing well on the show and there really isn't any prestige for winning it either. Just so long as nobody thinks too negatively of you, you'll do well out of it.

Most winners' success is arbitrary or merely coincidental (Jack Dee just chugs along, Mark Owen went back to being in Take That, Bez is nonexistent, Chantelle Houghton is paid to go on holidays and dates footballers, Shilpa Shetty's success is back in India and Ulrika Jonsson is doing the occasional TV gig).

More new girls!

The Daily Star put in two debutantes in the form of Jess (Thursday 7th, left) and Chelsea (Thursday 14th, right).

I've no idea which agency represents them or what other publications they've worked for.