Early doors!

Covers for this week's editions were out on Monday despite them being on sale only from Tuesday onwards. S'funny that innit?

You can never get enough Lucy Pinder but too much eyeshadow!

Seems like Madison Welch & Kelly Andrews are now officially a team (well since their Wimbledon tennis gear shoot a few months back which went done very well with the punters). I'm not complaining!

New girl for the Daily Star!

Not unusual these days that a model makes her presence felt in a lads' mag before they appear on Page 3 and Staci Noblett (no surprise that she'd rather go by just 'Staci') who's increasing her profile (she's got a a calendar out already!) has made her debut in Friday's edition.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/starbabes/9444/Staci-Noblett/

Looking a tiny bit like Becky Rule? Not that I'm complaining!

Where in the world is Keeley Hazell?

I've no idea as she's seemingly keeping herself to herself for the foreseeable future but it still doesn't stop the gossip. Is she STILL going out with David Walliams? It'll all end in tears! Denouncing Labour and supporting the Conservatives? Words put into her mouth one assumes but I wouldn't be surprised if she did come out as a Tory.

Her official website hasn't seemingly been updated since late June.

http://www.keeleyhazell.com/news.php

There was an article in The Sun promoting her calendar on September 22nd but that's not online any more.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2650358/Topless-Keeley-Hazells-new-calendar-2010.html

How very strange. Is she severing her ties? I wouldn't be surprised.

Politics and Page 3

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Next month's/this month's magazine covers!

October/November 2009 front covers...

Better late than never!

A couple of tag teams for the front covers this week...













Pretty revealing there for Danielle Lloyd and as much as she willingly wants to show presumably. Sophie Howard is going to turn into Karen O from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs if she isn't careful.

My heart sinks when I see headlines/articles such as 'Amy Green's Sex Secrets!'. Zoo and Nuts can be very cheeky and impertinent (I dare say, disrespectful) when asking personal questions of the models in regards their love/sex lives but 'sex secrets'? Ugh. It's going down murky unpleasant territories as it were.

Another new Page 3 girl for The Sun!

It's the start of the month and The Sun have a third new girl inside two months! Wow! This one's 'Harriet from Peckham' (I have no idea who she really is). Hmmm. A dig at Harriet Harman as suggested by Jon Slattery perhaps? Dominic's dirty tricks in play? It'd be a helluva coincidence if it wasn't!

EDIT: It's this year's Page 3 Idol runner-up Hannah Martin. Not fair to either particularly to Hannah for her debut (at least they didn't do a Clare Short on Harriet Harman).

Media Guardian throwaway comment:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/mediamonkeyblog/2009/oct/01/harriet-harman-double-life

Page 3 online meanwhile go with an image of Katie Downes from 9th March.

A few of the girls have already quit/seemingly been dismissed or are going into alternative careers such as acting, other forms of modelling or photography.